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Shamed by his own lack of income, Napoleon takes a job on a chicken farm, where the daily lunch break consists of egg sandwiches, hard-boiled eggs and a refreshing drink made entirely of lightly stirred egg yolks. I'm done with guys who don't know their ass from their elbow. Napoleon doesn't have a girlfriend, but he doesn't therefore think of himself as a gormless dork. Napoleon and his even nerdier older brother, Kip, live with their rambunctious grandmother.

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The three cyats them, however, don't acknowledge this scorn; in fact, they seem oblivious to the existence ses the school's ruling clique. Go see it. In every way! The film is engaging at every tiny turn. There's the time-travel machine Uncle Rico buys online for transport back to it doesn't work real well ; the Happy Hands Club's -language songfest; a black pet llama out of nowhere; and a muscle-headed martial-arts instructor named Rex, who teaches something called Rex Kwon Do and whose curiously berryton ks sex chat wife, Starla, looks like she could take him easy, best out of three falls.

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He has the slightly dazed presence of someone who's been struck over the head with a blunt object: His eyes rarely lift from the floor or open beyond squint level and his chts hangs ajar in classic doofus fashion. They live in their own, very particular world.

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